Back again to prove none of us has a clue about football. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop suggesting I copy Doc's picks.
You'll all be glad to know I'm applying the "born in a foreign country" rule and giving her 10 extra points a week as a handicap.
Please welcome and take advantage of this year's crop of Cherries. One new Cherry is Chick Filet who has not explained why that is her nickname.
Get stoked to welcome our newest Cherry of unknown sexual orientation, Lovely. More into to cum . . .
A new entry in the Little P League is an amalgamation of Cackler and Cherapova, now known as Cackapova. Sounds kind of filthy, doesn't it?
To provide booze, we've added Wino, who is the proprietor of a wine shop located next to the best tennis shop on the planet. You'll all enjoy his wares plus appreciate that he's fitted Tattoo with an ankel bracelet that shocks her after 10 hours a week in his store. By the way, he's already bragging about how well he'll do. Hee, hee, hee! Congrats to Cellboy, named Chief of Staff at our hospital, based soley on his performance in FYSMD/P.
Welcome
back, Fish. She's decided that drying out was not for her. Let Mrs.
Paul take charge of Cash and start partying again with Sex Wax and
FYSMD/P.
Many, many, many, many thanks to our draft hosts, the Fetishes, to
Shroomer and his staff of thousands for the website upgrades and
maintenance, and to the Butt who remains keeper of the bottlecaps.
Zombies are always looking for brains. Don't worry--you're all safe!!
Bad luck, The Commish