Dear Awkward Turtles,         Bizarre but true—Perry Mason is still in first place overall, but is third in his division. And everyone except three less-than-brilliant players (like School Marm) have bottlecaps. And Surge and Gwermo are a combined 2 – 9. Way to go, boys! In the Little D League there are some anomalies also. BeeBee and Rag Arm have never been so high. Oops, forgot about your birthday bash two years ago when you broke in that new pipe, Rag Arm! There are two divisions where a 3 – 3 record is enough to be in first place. Is it parity or just full blown mediocrity?! Congratulations to the mysterious Dr. Gonzo who leads Hall of Fame and Hall of Shame simultaneously! Only Mona Lott as ever had that honor. Perhaps there’s a multiple personality involved . . .? I heard you are accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. Bad Luck! The Commish Return