Dear Depraved and Degenerate, In the Little D League, Doc is the only one at 5 – 0, but is also the only player in the top 12 with zero bottlecaps. Gotta love it, hee hee hee . . . In the Big P League, everyone in the top 25 already has bottlecaps! Congratulations. Gwermo and Hollywood must be spending too much time together as they are the only ones totally defeated in head-to-head. Keep up the good work. What’s up with Ebola? First, he’s never this high in the standings, and second, he won the Outlaw Line last week. Any chance one of the infectious diseases he works with promotes IQ? There would certainly be no shortage of our members who would pay dearly for a double dose. Let’s ask him to share his brain candy with us.         Meanwhile, don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. Bad Luck, The Commish Return