Dear Damaged and Dented, So, after years of mediocrity at best, the Fitness Quest Morons—Lil Nipper, Granola and Dusty Rhodes—have hired a consultant to help make their picks. Additionally, they have hired a personal trainer to remind them to get their picks in! Perhaps their reliance on picking their love schools—FSU and Notre Dame—may be working, as those stellar institutions might win more games than they lose for a change. Let’s talk about curses. At the beginning of the year, Gwermo told your Commish that he planned to win all 16 head-to-head games. Poor, poor Gwermo . . .Last year he lost his first ever bet to perennial loser Cellboy. That loss has destroyed Gwermo’s mojo. He now is 0 – 4 and his dream season has become a nightmare due to the infectious Curse of Cellboy! Congrats to our favorite gay couple, Thelma and Louise, who drove to victory in the Outlaw Line.     Welcome to the Cherries, the Boilermakers, who are somehow 3 – 1, even missing getting their picks in one week. Too many shots, too many beers . . .!     Don’t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist. We know you’ve got a palm! Bad Luck! The Commish Return