Dear Dim-Witted and Delusional,
It’s hard to talk about football after last night’s baseball results. Congrats to the Rays—what an amazing and inspiring comeback!!
Back to the pigskin, what an unlikely pair to finish first and second in the Outlaw Line—Mookie and Shroomer! Check out the little pussy being held up on the website . . .
There have been lots of strange games in football with teams losing significant leads. It’s kind of like FYSMD/P, where certain brain dead members are temporarily at the top of the standings , soon to fall from the penthouse to the outhouse.
You say you’re better at sex than anyone. Now all you need is a partner.
Bad luck, The Commish