Dear Ancient and Addled,

Your Commish has some concerns. Are some of you losing what few marbles you have remaining? For example:

* Tattoo couldn’t get her TV to work after new carpet was installed. Panicked, she asked Mrs. Paul for help. He showed up at her house and plugged in the TV. Ooops!


* Doc decided to heat pizza left over from Legacy. Unfortunately, she neglected to take the slices out of the box before turning the oven on. Holy smoke inhalation! Ooops!


* Cherapova was searching frantically through her purse for her keys—nowhere to be found until she looked in her other hand. Oh, and her lost sunglasses (that she must have left somewhere), located firmly on her head . . .Double ooops!!


Please volunteer vignettes such as these to your Commish so we can properly expose those members to FYSMD/P abuse.

Jump on the Outlaw Line. Shroomer continues to find his way through the poppy fields to make the computer bend to our needs. Buy this boy a drink!!

On a very sad note, Gaytor has lost a dear, dear friend. Often he brought to our get-togethers and Super Bowl events, a fine woman: Kirsten Koblender. This jovial and engaging human died suddenly last weekend at 41 years of age. Deepest sympathies to her family and friends. (Bet she checks out Big Byte in heaven. Do be gentle with him, dear!)

Ordinary people live and learn. You just live.

Bad Luck, The Commish

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