Dear Vamps and Vampires, Wasn’t it a blast to finally see some football? Saturday and Sunday were once again filled with the marking off of your own rancid picks and those of your always lucky head-to-head opponent. Shroomer, the genius of reconstructive analysis and programming, thinks we’ll have the return of the Outlaw Line next week. And since many of our members have great difficulty adding, we’re overjoyed that he’s gotten the “What If” working! Granola is mystified how he got his name. Perhaps it’s because he takes his vacation hiking with Euell Gibbon searching for pine nuts. By the way, he somehow managed to put in picks the week before the season began, even before the college games were available! Welcome back to those lovebirds, Stella and Chateau. They’ve returned from Stockholm after performing as extras in several porn videos. They’ll be put up on our website as they become available. Whoopee!! Curses on the Friggin’ Flyers, who won the week as Cherries! Your Commish certainly does not approve of this outrageous performance. I will investigate their sordid past and apprise you all of the results. It’s great being back at the Legacy. Make sure you remember to complain to Moose Ca Ca and Mrs. Moose Ca Ca about anything and everything. We’ve got to keep them on their toes! May you be as innocent as a nun doing push-ups in a cucumber field. Bad Luck, The Commish Return