Dear Gobblers and Gluttons,       To celebrate Thanksgiving, I’ve decided to award Cellboy 50 extra points for missing every huddle.  You see, he does not like any of you fine, upstanding folks.  And since he’s so high in the standings, he’s afraid some of you (i.e., Gwermo) might infect him. Speaking of turkeys, Dusty Rhodes did it again.  Every year he swears he’ll get his picks in each week.  Every year he goes into rehab and manages to forget.  I remind him, Lil Nipper reminds him, his mom reminds him, his dad reminds him; even his dog Knute reminds him, but to no avail!  Last week it was great meeting the former Frasier, now known as InArrears since she just paid her entry bottlecaps!  What a stiff!  Btw, her favorite position is reverse cowgirl.  Hallelujah!  For  the only time this century there will be decent games on Thanksgiving Day.  Yippee Skippie!  My you spend weeks trying to get rid of halitosis only to find out that you are not popular anyway!   Bad Luck, The Commish  Return