Dear Yentas and Yokels,

Well, our fearless computer guru, Big One-and-a-Half-Lung Byte, is recuperating from surgery.

I'm certain you're all wishing him a speedy recovery since no one can so consistently make such wretched picks year after year.

As part of his convalescence, he'll be quitting puffing on his fags every twelve minutes. His caregivers, however, kindly told him that he should continue to drink since on one could give up cigarettes and booze at the same time. Good luck!!

Get well and come back soon!!!!!

     

May Burger King and your boy/girlfriend both refuse to "do it" YOUR way.

Bad Luck,

The Commish

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