Last week Lil' Nipper protested that Big Byte didn't give him credit for his huge victory over his bested bud, Dusty Rhodes. Unfortunately he said it in front of Gwermo, who immediately bet against the ludicrous concept of Big Byte and his hot rod computer making an error. Needless to say, after paying his bet, Lil' Nipper had to listen to Gwermo ridicule him. It turns out he was really playing with himself - he and Dusty both had byes!!
After doing research I discovered some reasons for Lil' Nipper's problems. Below is the Lil' Nipper system for getting dates while in college and his equipment for documenting his conquests. These products, named after him, are responsible for his great wealth today.
Congrats to Snails for their awesome week, even though they beat Pogo!
How the hell is Stripper 5-1 and in 20th place?!
Happy nuptials to Ginger who managed to take time from his bedroom bouncing to get his picks in for a change (and win the week.) Bah!
May you be so old that your blood type has been discontinued!
Bad Luck,
The Commish