Each week it pains me to write about some of our members' crimes against nature, errors in judgement, and unsightly behavior. The burden of exposing these faux pas lies heavy on your Commissioner.
Well this week, that burden has been lifted. Finally I can joyfully write about one of our member's finest qualities. Yes, this is about the incredible generosity of Rag Arm. Recently, he was featured on the front page of the L.A. Times. It was a terrific story about Rag Arm's kind deliveries to opposing batters in the playoffs - like Ozzie Smith pictured below - allowing them to hit home runs. He served up soft gopher balls just so the other players could be heroic.
I immediately called the Times to add to the story describing how Rag Arm has continued displaying his generous nature. Each week he contributes to the Outlaw Line, letting others acquire bottle caps at his own expense. Show Rag Arm your appreciation and buy him a beer!! What a guy!
By the way, has Air had a colonoscopy or a lobotomy?
May you have more chins than the Shanghai telephone book.
Bad Luck,
The Commish