How bad are we?! In first place resides someone like Moose CaCa, pictured below.
A few Thursdays ago, I found Mr. and Mrs. Moose CaCa dining alone outside of Rico's. They said all the seats inside were reserved. Duh. They were reserved for you!
Congrats to Mookie Baby for their 2nd place finish as replacements for Valium. No need for worry, however, as they will quickly attain their usual level of incompetence.
Ever since Smokin' Joe bragged about her football skills, she dropped faster in the standings than School Marm drops her panties.
Rag Arm suggested we just pay him in advance for the Outlaw Line. Oops - out of the money last week, while Doc a scored zero.
May your inferiority complex be fully justified!
Bad Luck,
The Commish