Dear Tormented and Truculent,

We're in week 4 and in the Big D league, everyone in the top 15 has bottle caps except Ebola. Hope he's not contagious!

In the Big P league, some players who've never imagined being that high at the top - Boa, Air, Dusty Rhodes. Vacationing in New England must have given Air some fresh air in their empty heads. Now that they're back, I anticipate their rapid descent into mediocrity.

Apparently Valium realized there was no medication strong enough to overcome his wretched pics. He has dropped out, and has been replaced by Mookie and Baby Byte, who immediately find themselves in a familiar place - dead last - where they are likely to remain.

May you move your lips while watching TV!

Bad Luck,

The Commish

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