In a shocking development, School Marm has retained an attorney to sue your Commish for libel and defamation of character. Ever see a lawyer lick his lips? Well, this one drooled at the prospect of untold riches. He sent out his best investigator. Unfortunately, he reported back that School Marm had an unsavory character, and "it ain't libel if it's true."
Late breaking development: One of the Bodacious Butt's clients attempted to break into Butt and Big Byte's house. Apparently the perp was seeking his weekly relief, and was distraught that no one answered the door. More info to come...
Other amazing highlights of weird last week:
- Surge won the bottle caps in his conference but lost his game to Cherapova.
- Tattoo is in first place in the Big D but is 1-1.
- Stella is in first place in the Little P but is 1-1.
- The Bucs are 2-0.
- Smokin' Joe told us how she was gonna kick our butts, but she dropped like a rock.
- Thelma & Louise won the Outlaw Line because the are outlaws.
- How much valium is Valium on?
- If Uga is here, don't mention his picks because that might disturb his sensitive nature. On the other hand, it could only help his picks - dead last two weeks in a row.
- Cackler went from the penthouse to the outhouse in one week. Way to go!
May your mind be so open that ideas simply pass through.
Bad Luck,
The Commish