Dear Raunchy and Randy, (Yes, that means you, School Marm.) I'm very proud of the Cherries, Valium and Ginger. You have followed the sage advice of your sponsors and succeeded in amassing such a great quantity of points. Keep up the good work! Great news: Louise, of Thelma and Louise, has graciously welcomed everyone to go to El Adobe for a free drink whenever she's not working. And Cackler hopes you all have a not-so-painful accident so he can represent your fake claims. Congrats on your Outlaw Line victory! Yeah, UGA - worst score by a seasoned vet. Welcome back, Stella and Chateau. Bah! Stay away. We're tired of you winning every week. I hope your next Swedish massage is given by Mike Tyson. Damn, it looks like Smokin' Joe's got a clue and already lost a cherry. It appears that the Curse of the Women Who Win is already in effect in the Big P league, as 1st place in each conference was won by a woman. Perhaps your Commish may have to invoke the Fair Sex Penalty Point regulation. More info later... May you save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date. Bad Luck, The Commish Return