Never Any Cherries on Top
Dear Queasy and Quirky,
Another amazing collection of players, each of you strange in many weird ways...
And tonight is School Marm's 65th birthday! Remarkably well-preserved, isn't she?! That's what a life of unbridled debauchery does for you. Virtually no stone of perversity has she left unturned. And now she has a toy boy to provide her meds, one of our Cherries, Valium. Congrats.
For those of you not fondled by Nole Bait at the draft, she has graciously extended her offer of a free hug and grind to all members - sexual orientation not a problem. Don't pass up this offer as her health certificate expires Friday.
Great job to Big Byte and Tiny Butt for helping the Cherries get their picks in. Once again, they've provided bad info with a wink and a smile. I'm expecting each Cherry to be in Shock and Awe.
I have not met all the Cherries yet, but am looking forward to abusing them and introducing them to you.
Thanks, again, to the Fabulous Fetishes for providing the Carnal Cafe for the draft.
Please pinch our host tonight, Mario, the Pimp of Rico's.
May you still love nature, despite what it has done to you.
Bad Luck
The Commish