Well, we're getting down to the end, and only one person has clinched a playoff spot - our favorite Festivus pole and lap dancer, Stripper!
Oops, Rag Arm - another one bites the dust. I can see Bee Bee beating you down to continue your plunge.
Some quarterbacks I'm not picking:
- Hasseldreck, Seahawks
- Joke Cutlet, Bears
- Dreck Anderson, Cards
- Cursed Palmer, Bengals
- Sonja Henne, Dolphins
- Brandy Quinine, Panthers
- Beth Orton, Broncos
If any of these suck wads wins, it'll be a:
May you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia Boss.
Bad Luck,
The Commish