Dear Cranks and Creeps,

New Hall of Fame leader in the Big D! If it's Mookie, it must be flukie! And in second place is Shroomer! When these consistent bottom dwellers (30th and 31st) win, it's time to put up the hurricane shutters - there's a storm a brewin'!

I can't believe the playoff picture in both the pools is so congested. No one has clinched a spot yet! But of some things there is no doubt.

  • Rag Arm's luck has fallen faster than the economy,
  • And Stripper wins even when his picks drop more quickly than his drawers for a lap dance!

May you think that someone who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night!

Bad Luck,

The Commish

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