At last, everyone has bottle caps in the Big D, and only 3 in the Little P have none.
- And what's up with Thelma and Louise winning 2 weeks in a row?! Don't cherries know their place anymore?
- Congrats to Cackler who lost his cherries, but also lost a 24 point lead as his sucky Alabama alma mater gave it up to rival Auburn.
- The good news is that Rag Arm has continued his expected fall from grace. His luck in head-to-head games has run out.
- Stripper and Moose Ca Ca keep winning their head-to-head even though they're not in the top 10. Bah!
- Notice how Lil Nipper and Boa are in first and second place but not in the playoff hunt. That's what I like to see! Soon they'll sink like stones.
- Look quickly - see Cellboy win a week and be in the top 10 for the first time ever. Oops, did you blink? You may have missed him, as he's due to plummet back to the twenties where he belongs.
- Way to go, Granola! Game of the year, yet you're still Mr. Mediocrity, stagnating in 15th place.
The only thing more corrupt than your Commish is the NCAA. Check out their handling of similar situations below.
Reggae Bush, USC
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Cam 'Fig' Newton, Auburn
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Hmmm! Think the NCAA is afraid to have TCU play for the National Championship?!
May phone sex operators hang up on you.
Bad Luck,
The Commish