Dear Abscesses and Abominations, I'm so exicited to be here at Chez Fetish et Moose Ca Ca. Just the name, Legacy, reminds me of all your stunning achievements, Like Brain, the only one with no bottle caps. Surely his name is appropriate to his yearly performance; Like Stripper and Moose Ca Ca, who are 8-1 but in 15th and 14th place, respectively; Like Rag Arm who finally felt the sting of defeat head-to-head, as his string of lucky wins has run out; Like Air who your Commish correctly picked to streak down in the standings like Mrs. Air did in college; Like Lil' Nipper who temporarily resides in first place for the first and only time...in any sport...ever! Welcome back, Big Byte!! You all will be glad to know he's embezzled some of our bottle caps. But, fear not. He's used them to obtain an insurance policy, naming each of us as his beneficiary. (Gwermo, that does not mean you should poison him!) No huddle next week: Happy Thanksgiving!!! (Piks still due Wed. by 6pm.) Gobble, gobble! May you slip into something more comfortable - like a tryptophan coma!! Bad Luck, The Commish Return