To what lengths will Big Byte go to avoid the embarrassment of his stanky picks?! Even from his hospital bed, on serious medication, our hero continues his inevitable march to the bottom of the pool. Glug, glug.
Luckily, after he passes out, the Bouncing Butt mounts him to have her insatiable desires satisfied. Go, Nympho, go!
Your Commish got a call from Wade Phillips. Now that he's unemployed, he figured he could take over the league. No way, chubby buddy!
Big Byte, we miss you!! We heap multitudinous get well wishes, prayers and chants upon you!!
Now the rest of you, may you sue your brain for nonsupport.
Bad Luck,
The Commish