Well, we've made it through another fun-filled season! Our only fatality was ex-member, Action, whose heart gave out after so many bad picks. (RIP, Action.)
Many shocking events have occurred, however.
- A curse on Doc - first in the big league and 2nd in the small. See her for all your loan shark needs.
- Probably the biggest shocker is Cellboy spanking Gwermo, and finishing 3rd.
- Ebola finally made the playoffs and finished 4th! Hope the infection doesn't spread to next year.
- Way to go Surge for finishing 2nd and not making the playoffs; and School Marm, 5th but not in the playoffs!
- Congrats to Boa on a solid, rat-devouring performance.
- After years of sucking, Lil' Nipper finished in the top 5, edging his rival Rag Arm.
- Fabulous finish for Druglord who would be rich had he made the playoffs.
- Cheers to Mookie Baby who stepped up to fill a spot and wound up with a wheelbarrow full of bottlecaps!
We had a great new cast of cherries to contribute to our well-being. And once again, everyone in both leagues will be getting bottlecaps today!
Thanks to the Fattys for hosting this disreputable bunch of pervs.
It was terrific going to Legacy, and I'm looking forward to returning there next season.
Huge applause to Big Byte and Tiny Butt for all their work. Everything ran so smoothly in spite of numerous health challenges. I'm sure everyone sends their best healing vibes to Big Byte and to everyone else who is ill in body or mind.
May your mind not wander - it's too small to be let out on its own.
Good luck until next season,
The Commish