Dear Jerks and Junkies,

Some misguided youths had good scores last week - Kid Rock and Goose Egg in the Little D, and Brain in the Big D. In fact, the damaged Brain has only won 2 head-to-head match-ups, both against Corny-uh, and both times he won the week.

With less than half the season over, only two incestuous suckwads haven't won bottle caps in the Big D League - the Butt and Cheesey.

Mite has the best head-to-head record: 7 - 1. How is this possible when she hasn't had any since a cold October night in 2002? Does celibacy help you make better picks?

May you knit with only one needle.

Bad Luck!
The Commish

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