Dear Imbeciles and Ignoramuses,

Are all you Bucs fans excited because they won't lose this week?

What do the top three in the Big D Pool have in common? All are tough women!

Bubba has been a bouncer; Cherapova, a bronco buster, and Della Street, a special ed. basher!!! So, all you wimps, go out there and beat something up and improve your standing.

What's up with Cheesey? In the Little P Pool, genius genes skipped a generation.

His son is first and his parents are second, while he languishes in 27th in the Big D. Even his grandma is way ahead of his moldy self.

May you eat Dracula's ice cream--vein-illa!
May you be kissed by a vampire--it's a pain in the neck!
May you wear a ghost's make-up--mas-scare-a!

Bad Luck!
The Commish

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