Great news for all you fertile females. Mr. Nails has been snipped so you are all safe!
Congrats to the Argonuts on the birth of their son, MiniCoop!
Many of you have called and texted me this week wondering if Rag Arm has been on ESPN all week. Sadly I must report that it is indeed true. Over and over we see Ozzie Smith taking Rag Arm wa-a-a-ay deep. Did anyone hear them report that the only thing worse than his pitches are his weekly picks?
May you not think - it may sprain your brain!
Bad Luck!
The Commish