Dear Engorged and Egomaniacal,

It's starting early. Women are taking men's places at the top of the heap. Football is obviously a manly-man pursuit. How can the fair sex compete?

In the 300 pool, Booby/H. Keller, Banana and Cherapova are top three. School Marm and Mite are 3 - 0, and they couldn't tell the difference between a field goal and a Tootsie Roll. (FYI, below is a Tootsie Roll.)

At least in the 100 pool, some order reigns as Snails, Kid Rock and Whiskey Nips are cellar dwellers.


By the way, Shroomer continues his bipolar lifestyle through week three - worst, first, worst.

May your education never get in the way of your ignorance.

Bad Luck!
The Commish

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