So Ancient Hoosier go a zero! Well, well, well. How's his Bobby Knight butt gonna feel when he learns the Commish is attaching his bottle caps because of non-attendance. And redistributing them to the cellar dwellers like Brain, Shroomer and Beer Mom/Doc. Hey Barrack, you ain't the only socialist in America!
Who got stuffed for Thanksgiving? Probably Stella did, since he's in second place and his football knowledge amounts to thinking a touchdown occurs when he lands on top of Chateau.
How is Big Byte manipulating the computer to make himself 8-3 and way down in 17th place?
How is Air in 5th place and dead last in their division? Maybe Mrs. Air (head) should offer some leg to Big Byte.
May your mind be like wet tennis shoes, making squishy noises when running.
Bad Luck!
The Commish