Dear Kooks and Kinksters,
Ah! The aroma of turkey in the oven, and the stench of the Lions on TV for Thanksgiving Day football... Speaking of turkeys, how the mighty have fallen! Booby/Helen Keller who once dominated are now even lower than I in the standings. And School Marm, after a 5-0 start, has deservedly dropped 4 in a row.
Congrats to every single person in the Big D pool for winning some bottle caps before the 10th game of the year!
How nice of Della Street to return to Sarasota and create a hurricane threat in Novemeber. Remember her knee pad and tow rope and port-a-potty?
May you hear these 10 thinks that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't
10. Just reach in and grab the giblets.
9. Whew...that's one terrific spread!
8. I am in the mood for a little dark meat!
7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
6. Talk about a HUGE breast!
5. And he forces his way into the end zone.
4. She's 5000 lbs fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down!
3. It's cool whip time!
2. If I don't unbutton my pants, I'm going to burst!
1. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.
Bad Luck!
The Commish