Dear Abysmal Abominations, The economy may be here But FYSMD/P is stronger than ever! Our 69th year promises to be the one that drives more of you off the deep end than ever before. Put on your swim trunks, Cellboy! So many of you have returned, but as usual, there is a ripe collection of Cherries who are likely to be easy pickings. There are even two former members, recently released from the Big House, who have signed up. Hollywood - 7 years stock fraud the Original Doc - dental malpractice One member was booted out for lack of attendance. She attempted to be reinstated by offering bribes of sexual favors, but your Commish is not so easily bought. The bribe rate for Big Byte and me has gone way up. Two recent parents have hired their young’uns to make their picks. Landen for Kid Rock Cash for Mrs. Paul Your Commish applaudes this obvious child labor violation because Kid Rock and Mrs. Paul certainly need help! Some members are so desperate to beat someone, that they have signed up their misguided offspring. Do you think we should apply for education grants? Does Shroomer envision a whole new consumer market? Big Props to the Fetishes for hosting the draft, again!! What really goes on in the kitchen with the spatulas after we depart? Thanks as usual to the Bytes for all their preparation and computer competence!!! May your mind not wander. It’s far too little to be let out on its own! Bad Luck The Commish Return