Your Commish was recently attacked by groups of angry women. They protested my recent newsletters concerning the Estrogen Rule and the Lesbian Explanation. So, I met with members of N.O.W. and L.I.F.E. (Lesbians In Football Excellence.)
Apparently I'm just another jealous male whose ego has been wounded by the wisdom of women. C'mon men, let us give them credit; then resume our rightful place at the pinnacle of the pool.
Way to go, Stripper, for tying for 2nd place in the Outlaw Line.
May you be hornier than a Viking's helmet.
Bad Luck,
The Commish