What a genius is Corny Uh?! How devious to deliberately lose to Iris by a delicate two points? Does Machiavelli ring a bell?
Bee Bee continues to impress. She's third in the cum club, 5-0 in her division, but is destitute with zero bottle caps. Keep up the good work!
How can School Marm be 4-1 and in 30th place?
It has come to the Commish's attention that there is a sexual factor affecting the results in the league. Can anyone fail to notice the leaders in each pool are women? And they work for the same company! Both have short hair. What more proof do we need to recognize rampant lesbianism. Isn't it true that those of that persuasion are notorious for their inside football knowledge, Cherapova and Whiskey Nips? Unfortunately, I have no explanation for our bottom dweller couple, Mona Lott and Beaner.
May the next time you're naked, you cure a Peeping Tom!
Bad luck,
The Commish