Dear Split and Shattered,

Our schizo member, Beaner, has struck again. Remember last year - one great week, two rotten weeks!? Now Beaner leads the Hall of Fame and the Hall of Shame. Being bipolar can be fun. Apparently Rag Arm has caught the disease as he also has the best and worst score in the LP pool.

  • Congrats to Chateau for her 5-0 record and Outlaw Line win. Keep taking your meds.

  • What a wonderful head-to-head match-up this week as Iris' Vikes take on Corny-Uh's Bears. Is it possible that someone will take a dive to continue connubial bliss?

  • How is Byte Butt 4-0 and in 16th place? Or worse, Rag Arm in 20th place and 4-1. Bah!

  • BeeBee is 4-0, in fifth place and has zip bottle caps.

  • All but 4 players in the BD pool have won bottle caps by the fifth week. Ain't parity amazing!?

May your personality be split in so many ways, you go for group therapy by yourself.

Bad luck,

The Commish

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