After carefully analyzing last week's putrid results, I am going to enforce the Estrogen Rule. Since women are leading each league and winning the outlaw line, all women will be given an additional 5 points per week added to their scores. Any man who shows proof of steriod use will have his score reduced by 5 points. That's because of the known effects from 'roids which shrink brain and penis size.
- How can Uga be 29th and leading his division (3 - 1)?!
- Newsboy's in fifth place and is 1 - 3!
- How can Agent Orange have more wins now than he usually gets in a whole season?
- Has Stripper's new hip caused him to lose his mind (0 - 4, 29th place)?
Pictured below is Unemployed the night Whiskey Nips found him face down in a bar. She courageously hauled him up, careful to minimize skin to skin contact. She drove him around (passed out) for an hour and then poured him home. Are any of you amazed that he doesn't remember this incident?
May you grasp your ears and pull firmly to remove your head from your butt.
Bad luck,
The Commish