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Dear Fried and Fallen, Your Commish has once again donned his detective disguise. I have sussed out the mystery of "Who's helping Cherapova make her picks." With grim determination, I have delved deep to discover her demonic device. Since she's too young to be a grandmother, it became apparent that there was some devious stem cell type manipulation going on. Oh yes! Kid Rock is having a genetically inspired bookie son. Somehow Cherapova obtained genes from Jimmy the Greek and Pete Rozelle and fertilized Kid Rock from them. Now all she has to do is pat Mom's tummy to get the winning vibes for each week's picks. It's obviously working as Kid Rock also won last week. In order to spread the wealth, FYSMD/P is conducting a raffle. Simply guess the time of the bookie's birth in military time. Two bottlecaps. Closest to the time wins. Each entry includes a tummy pat so you too can feel the betting vibe. Winner gets half. Remainder goes to Bookie Baby as his first illegal payoff. Condolences to School Marm. I have received a celestial notice that Mom Marm has been hanging out in heaven with my mom, hitting on heavenly hunks. May you have too much yardage between your goalposts, The Commish
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