I doubt if a week goes by without news about Unemployed (and overjoyed). Where did he lose his wallet and cell phone this time? Is there any woman in the pool with whom he hasn't shared his magnificence? Apparently Fish is not immune. More on other victims later. Ask him how his point spread cheat sheet worked on last week's Outlaw Line.
Gift-giving at its finest: the Belchers gave a five pound bag of candy to someone who's diabetic. Why not donate cartons of cigarettes to lung cancer patients?!
What's up with Ebola and Cherapova? They each win their conference and then are first and second in the Outlaw. They haven't been that high since Shroomer shared a bowl with them at last year's Super Bowl! (And what a bowl it was!!)
Welcome Classified to FYSMD/P. She told me that she doesn't care for football but feels the need to keep an eye out for her daughter, Whiskey Nips.
Great picks, Air and Uga - dead last! Would you do better if I added letters to your names? Like an "L" for loser?
May you be all dressed up with no face to go.
Bad Luck,
The Commish
p.s., Get well, Helen Keller!