Dear Trashed and Tattered,

What a coincidence! It turns out Doc remembers counseling Unemployed. Perhaps she remembers him because his fly was unzipped, and he had a Cheetah coolie cup with beer in it at 9:30am?!

Did anyone notice the inordinate amount of time Big Huge Byte spent with Whisky Nips? He said that he was explaining some of the finer points of FYSMD/P. Or was it her finer points? Apparently the Butt did notice because I had to wipe the drool running down her chin when Lil Nipper and Unemployed came in the room.

Hopefully Perv won't get arrested like last week and will put in an appearance. You all know how the police tend to pick up former felons whenever a sicko crime is committed.

May you slinky be kinky!

Bad luck,

The Commish

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