Your Commish has added some superb specimens to this year's roster. Tonight you'll meet some of these ripe cherries.
Perv. - Multiple choice - His first name is --- A. Depraved B. Demented C. Delusional or D. All apply.
Whisky Nips. - Her name derives either from her habit of guzzling those miniature bottles of booze, or because of her obvious protuding physical charms. Ask for a demonstration.
Unemployed. - This is not a temporary name. A college education and gift of gab are not enough to help this wastrel. His most endearing attribute is his regular drinking of White Russians at noon each day. He's recently gone back to school to become a para-legal because he heard there were hot chick in the class.
Thanks to the Fetishes for hosting the draft, again.
May you be proof that evolution can go in reverse.
Bad Luck,
The Commish