Dear Ornery and Obtuse,

On a most serious note, your Commish is saddened to report another death among our prognostication family. A Slut Puppy, Deanna, passed away yesterday while on vacation in Mexico. Her sister & brother-in-law Leeko (Laura & Lee), her family and friends will miss her greatly. I urge each of you to spend your moments living with love and compassion, to celebrate life, to caress each day as though it might be your last.

In other news, Unemployed has done it again. He valet-parked his car, quenched his thrist, became attached to a woman of stately proportions, and then was too hammered to remember where the valet was located. Anyone with information, contact 'Lost My Auto Club at 1-800-99BEERS.'

Unlike the Patriots, Gwermo and Doc finally lost a head-to-head. Whiskey Nips continues to astonish us being 2 - 9 and in 3rd place.

May you drink from the fountain of knowledge and not just gargle.

The Commish

P.S., Looking for a new volunteer for the Super Bowl party (with the passing of our scheduled hostess)

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