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Dear Trashy and Tarnished, Recently, one of our stalwart men had quite an adventure. It seems he was feeling no pain and was in an exhibitionist mood. At a local bar, while standing on a stool, he yanked down his pants, pulled out his member and waved it to the females present. After asking, "Who wants it?" he was invited to depart and never return. Some of you are picturing Gwermo as the culprit. But no, as he wouldn't stand on a stool. Others may think Newsboy a likely candidate. But no, as he requires Chateau's assistance to drop his drawers. And it certainly was not your Commish because his member is too tiny to be seen in a dimly lit pub. Keep guessing.... Congrats to Gwermo and Doc- for 8 - 0 records. And congrats to Kid Rock and dad on the birth of a healthy linebacker, Landen! May you do the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe. Bad Luck, The Commish
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