Yippee!! Football, again!! Who would have guessed Newsboy would make it another year. Maybe he's quick-frozen during the off season, then defrosted for our draft.
- Thanks to the Ebola quarantined crew. Great Super Bowl party. Gwermo got more money from hocking your silverware than ever before.
- Welcome to returning celebs Edges, Uga, Rag Arm, and Yokel. I've spoken to their probation officers and have been given permission to supervise their behavior. Uga has promised to buy Cosmos for women in the pool if he misses two meetings in a row.
- Those of you whose picks suck each year (like Shroomer, Lil Nipper, Agent Orange, etc.) I've got the perfect good luck charm - pat Kid Rock's stomach. Later this year, we'll have a "guess the date" pool.
- Big Byte has worked wonders on his real-time scoring standings. Look out Bill Gates. It should make your miserable weekends even more painful as you see your positions falling like your arches.
- Welcome the new members to your plentiful bosoms (this means you, Booby). It's never too early to begin taking advantage and abusing them.
May the fleas of a thousand dead camels infest one of your erogenous zones!
Bad Luck,
The Commish