Dear Infected & Incurable, In the Theatre of the Absurd: Kid Rock can barely pick out clothes for the next day, but keeps winning bottle caps in the Outlaw; Mona Lott who tries to make the worst picks possible each week rests on top of her division; The Butt (30th) is tied for 2nd in her division, while the valiant Big Byte (15th) is dead last in his; Boner, dead last in the overall standings, leads his stanky division. Where's the justice??!! One of Howdy Doody's students called him a puppet. Perhaps she saw the strings?! May your ignorance be bliss, so you'll be orgasmic, The Commish Return