Dear Low-Life Low-Scorers, Alright, who got screwed by having a low score and still lost his/her game?! Any sissy can have a low score. It's real men/women who amass the really big numbers, like Mona (Lott). We're proud of you. You took over the Hall of Shame from Kid Rock! Look at Goose Egg (21st) and Jean Claude (29th) tied for first in their division. Big Byte's higher than ever - 13th - but dead last in his division. How is Boner dead last (32nd), but 3-1: that's a hard one. In the Big D Pool only six suckers haven't won bottle caps - amazing! Good luck to Chateau, Tattoo & Iris, and aides Fatty & Mite. They're doing the Hootchie-Mama Walk to raise funds for Breast Feeding Gwermo & the Commish. Thanks! Breast-feeding: Football hold May your outlets not be grounded, The Commish Return