Dear Moronic & Moldy, What a great draft, except for the Belchers who bribed their way into the Doofus Division with Howdy Doody, Dusty Rhodes, & L’l Nipper. To recap some highlights: Bubba remained clothed Most likely to alter their sexual orientation—Howdy and Dusty who bonded over Da Bears and the Squeamish Irish Most toasted—School Marm and Tattoo The only person to bring neither food nor drink—Cellboy. Maybe he’ll spring for a round at Shaner’s?! Sure, he will . . . Most hit on—no contest. Gwermo kept after Cavity’s wife, calling her Mrs. Oral. Most likely to be confused with a sports celeb—Goose Egg, to be easily mistaken for the “Flying Tomato” Thanks and kudos to: Ebola for volunteering to host the Super Bowl Party The Fetishes for hosting the draft Cashew for his mascot fashion, and Cashew thanks Cherapova for breast feeding him Big Byte for awesome Web site improvement! May you breathe the other way. Your opinions are bleaching my hair. The Commish P.S., Congrats to Gaytor who earned a silver and a bronze medal in the Gay Games among 60,000 competitors in Chicago!! The Commish Return