We've almost made it! Everyone in both leagues has won bottle caps except one person. Luckily, she can't see or hear. Keep up the good work, Helen Keller! Maybe she can locate the 18,000 votes?!
Fear Tattoo. She's made a strong move from the cellar. Check out her newest good-luck tattoo. Chateau's so low in the standings, she's thinking of getting one, also.
May you be as confused as a baby in a topless bar,
The Commish
Thanks, School Marm!