Dear Putrid and Puny, Each year brings surprises: Like Fetish last year winning a wheelbarrow of bottle caps. Now he's the only one with zero bottle caps! No. 31 and 32 in the Little P finished one and two last week. Pray you don't play either of these mind benders head-to-head. Big Byte's never been so high (except that one time he drank a whole bottle of Wild Turkey). Check out Mr. Fatty below. If you lose your internal organs, you, too, can be in this prime shape! May you be as worn out as a cucumber in a convent, The Commish P.S. No gathering next week, you turkeys! Check the Web site for future info. Gobble, gobble, gobble. Return