It's our 69th straight year of FYSMD/P FL. This year gets off to a really good start because the Fetishes have volunteered to dedicate the Village Cafe as our very own Clubhouse. So any time you'd like to drop by or have a wild party, call the Fetish hotline to open the door (350-1288).
I have designated this as the year for everyone to stay alive. No checking out because your picks suck. Additionally, I want to welcome our new mascot, Cashew. Guess who the father is to win a free beer at Shaner's.
Your Commish has researched some news bits over the summer:
- Boner will be our first member to "Pick from Prison" - maybe there's a book and movie deal here.
- School Marm and Stripper have broken up and gotten back together 17 times since the Super Bowl.
- Cell Boy has had such a strong year at work, that he's raised his bet with Gwermo from 50 to 53 cents a point. What a sport!
- Newsboy has won two years in a row. I have discovered his secret. When he was a young lad, he dated Nefertiti. Although she has been dead a few years, he rubs the diadem she left in his care for inspiration.
- All the votes are in: Could Corny Uh use someone else's picture in his ads?
- Cher was so pissed at Pierre's bad picks that she's divorcing him and becoming Cherapova.
- Bubba has taken a vow of propriety, which includes keeping her clothes on for the draft.
May your mind not wonder - it's far too small to be let out on its own,
The Commish