I hope you'll all support me in my new venture. After my picks last week, I've created a Web site - www.bettheopposite.bozo. I make my usual college selections, and my customers simply bet the other team, at a mere five bottle caps a game.
Speaking of systems, the phantom promiscuous Mutha Hubbard, who happens to be in the "Hall of Fame," disclosed her ways of doing her picks. If a team has the nickname of an animal, choose it. If two animals play each other, take your favorite animal. However, if a bird plays an animal, always pick the bird. Simple and elegant, isn't it!!? I hope her crystal ball springs a leak.
I understand Gwermo was captain of the Vikings' Love Boat this week. The Vikings scored more on the boat than on the field! Naked women and players embarrassed Gwermo so much, he sailed back to port. Do you think this will help the Vikes in the standings?
May a goat lick your bare feet while you're tied up!
The Commish
