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Dear Swine,<P>

How’s stuff in the pigskin sty?!  Well, I’ll tell ya.  My picks were as rancid as the teams in the NFC North.<P>

Is it a coincidence that Danamite leaves Sarasota Friday before dawn to visit (sure) her friends up north, then returns all smiley and giggly-poo and flushed?  Is it a coincidence that her picks are so manly and accurate?  Is it a  coincidence that when she stays in Sarasota for more than a week, Idler has some mysterious physical ailment?<P>

We think not!!  Mind you, I don’t care about their co-mingling—I’m just jealous as could be about her picks.<P>

Why are there so many women in the top 10 of the 100 league?  As your Commissioner, I may be forced to enact the Vagina Penalty.  Anyone having one, will have 2 points added to her score each week in order to compensate the men for their performance anxiety.<P>

May your edible undies taste like bacon,<P>

The Commish


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