Dear Sticky Sandspurs, Welcome back, Miami Vice and his harem honey, Flo-Jo. Most of you know Vice packed up and left for Saudi Arabia, and you couldn’t figure out why. Well, what business is more lucrative than selling drugs? You’re correct: working for Dick Cheney and Haliburton!! What a deal! There’s no competition, no bids needed, and you can charge anything you want. Everything’s guaranteed by the U. S. of A. Congrats to the Vices. Has anyone noticed that since Fetish finally hosted an FYSMD/P event, he’s gone undefeated. Somebody check his karma account. Anyone want to invest in Big Byte’s new “pick the winners” system? In a perfect world, Cherries inhabit the cellar. Is that Helen Keller blindly leading the pack? How is Newsboy 3-0 and firmly ensconced in 23rd place? May your warts grow an inch longer while you sleep, The Commish P.S. Thanks to the many of you who showed your support and affection for Mrs. Hoosier. Peace. * * * * * * *   Multiple choice:      a. My contributions to world peace      b. The size of my penis      c. The chance of gas savings for you      d. All of the above Correct answer wins a large, economy tube of KY! Return