My Scandalous Scamps,
I like traditions as much as anyone - green beer on St. Patrick's Day, fireworks on the Fourth of July. But now FYSMD/P has its own: Bubba breast baring at the draft party! Unfortunately, I don't think Mother Hubbard or Tie Dye were informed beforehand. Their jaws were locked open until Tuesday. On a sad note, because the Village Cafe is so dank and drafty, Bubba's exposure brought about pneumonia and so she won't be with us tonight. (P.S., thanks to the Fetish family - great draft party!!).
Happy birthday, School Marm. You don't look a day over 60.
Congrats (and apparently sympathy) to Lil' Nipper, who didn't have the genes to produce a boy child. His beautiful daughter, Reese, has already applied for a position at Hooters.
Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Wheel, our newest cherries. Bad Luck!
May your liposuction oversuck,
The Commish